☆ Pokemon Moon ☾
“I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was !”
- Too, many, commas,,,
- Is this ooc??
- I used that word already
- Do people even blush this much??
- *squints* Is that canon?
- Tropes
- *cries while writing death scene*
- Wait what happened last chapter?
- I wrote like a thousan- 354 words!?
- *googles the lifespan of a tropical fish*
- have I spelt his name wrong all this time?
- Would they say that tho?
- Changes plot 539932 times
- Looses inspiration, goes back to tumblr
Anonymous said:well if you start from a place of
- maybe women are always all over him because he seems charming and nice and not because women are vapid golddigging whores
- maybe a man who wears pointy ears and shapes things like bats to stay on-brand does not take himself 100% seriously all the time
- maybe ideally batman shouldn’t be a supervillain who just happens to punch the right people
then you generally end up with a cool dude imho
I hate this hellhole website for making me familiar with fetish terminology against my will
Grand Prix Cup of China Skaters Vs. Cup of Russia Skaters
every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.
Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.
I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF
Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!
You are the future
As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.
Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?
ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit
vive la resistance
if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?
The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught
that’s what I wanted to hear